The things you know you aren’t allowed to chew on are always the yummiest, and Jawjaw’s creepy little humans taste like dust and dirt and plastic. Mainly because I’m forbidden from eating them. You see, things from Jawjaw’s room taste SOOOOOO delicious.

I knew I wasn’t supposed to be in Jawjaw’s Sleep Room, but I couldn’t help myself. Those are terrible words to a mutt’s ears. It felt awful being told I was a BA… BAD… BAD DO… Oh, you know what I’m trying to say. Tell the story properly and start at the beginning. Brace yourself, because what I’m about to tell you will make you run around in circles, howling and drooling with joy. It’s more exciting than the time I found a whole bag of Canine Crispy Crackers under a bench at the dog park and I don’t think I can keep it to myself for one more second, my furless friend.Īll right, my person-pal. OH BOY, have we had some fun doing it!īut, before I spend all day yowling and howling on about my family-pack, there’s something else I’m just DYING to tell you.

We’ve already had some TREMENDOUS adventures together, shared some BARK-TASTIC feasts in the Food Room, and taught a few grizzly grown-ups and their pampered poodle-princesses that obedience and rules aren’t for everyone. Yep! Ruff is the most slobber-licious human in the whole of Hills Village and beyond. I swear, my furless friend, I’ve never loved anyone or anything more in my whole life. Okay… where do I start? Ummm… oh yeah! In case we haven’t met before, my name is Junior.

I promise! And who wouldn’t want to live like us masterful mutts, huh? I’ll fill you in with all the details quicker than you can shout “THERE’S A RACCOON IN THE BACKYARD! LET’S GET IT!” and you’ll be living a more poochified life in no time. Well, my person-pal, if that’s the case and you know nothing about all the amazing things I’ve been up to since I came to live with my best-best-BESTEST pet human, Ruff, there’s only one thing for it. What if we’ve never met before and you haven’t read any of my stories? That’s a terrible thought, but what if you HAVEN’T!?! Just think of all the fun and howl-tastic giggles you’ve missed out on. I can’t tell you how exciting it is to know you’re holding book three of my Dog Diaries in your five fingery digits, and we’re about to go on ANOTHER adventure together… and this one’s a humdinger!Ī lot has happened since I wrote my last diary, and you won’t believe what’s been going on in the Catch-A-Doggy-Bone kennel lately.īut wait! What am I saying? I’m getting way too excited and scampering off ahead of myself.

Mission impawsible james patterson